--No, it's not. I got sick again: a sinus infection.
"Are you trying to tell me that you've been sick *18* times this year??"
--Yes, yes I am.
"Because you're a grown-ass woman!"
--I've been sickly all my life, but this past year has definitely been the worst. But worry not: I'm changing my situation so as to be able to avoid the walking petri dishes that occupy my school.
"And you're *sure* it's coming out at the end of the month?"
--Surer than I was a month ago, less sure than I would've been this time last year.
"Do you have a terrible health condition??"
--Yeah: I work with teenagers.